(Source: bryko)


42morrow:

omg!

(Source: outofcontextarthur)

thatsagoodnickclegg:

i dont think im better than you because of my interests

i think im better than you because i am better than you

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(Source: notoshimas)

  • Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
  • Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical